Tombstone.
I walked over towards the sheriff’s office and greeted Angel and Wedge. I asked him if they’d seen the mayor and Wedge asked if Adrian was missing.
“No, not missing… I just... believe I’ve got his hat on my kitchen table. Was hoping to return it to him. And find out who stole it from him. And who would have left it on our kitchen table along with a death threat daggered to the cabinet telling me to watch my back or my neck would be hanged.”
“Odd,” Angel commented. “A death threat, Miz Trin?”
“I see…” Wedge said. “I guess we’ll be horse whipping the thief. Oh?”
“And left a bloody initial of ‘WB’ on the bottom of the note.”
“Such hateful words,” Wedge said.
“Thomas is furious, I’m livid.We’re trying to keep it together in front of the kids. Oh and did I mention they stole our Christmas presents from under the tree?”
“Huh? No…” Wedge said.
“And ransacked the whole damn place... Been cleaning for days.” I leaned against the pole and sighed. “I have a suspicion what it’s all about though.”
“WB? Only one thing I know about here vith the initials of zat,” Angel said.
“A while back I did a trial against Steve Itano... hanging trial. He was gonna get hanged either way ’cause of a bounty out on him… I’m guessing the Wild Bunch is out for revenge on me for it. But... Wild Bunch wouldn’t be so... subtle. They’d be more direct, no?”
“Steve iz law now Trin,” Angel said.
“All the more reason to get revenge, Angel. I sentence him to hang... then he becomes law instead of one of them.”
“Maybe but vas hiz own choice.”
“They still wouldn’t be thrilled about it. Either way that’s who I’m thinkin’ it is... but it doesn’t help me narrow it down. We need help on this one.”
“Maybe iz Jamez gang trying to make it seem like vild bunch? Usually lot leavez a horse head or someting like that… not ransack.”
“Was another thought I had, Angel. I’m so confused over this. And then Adrian’s hat is on my kitchen table. At least I’m pretty sure it’s his.”
“Sounz more like something the Jamez gang vould do then the vild bunch. Like I said, usually lots deah threatz only go az far az a horse head on your porch.”
“That’s what I thought.” I nodded.
“Lot’s not exactly zeh sharpest toll in the shed and hez not overly creative.”
“Either way I’d like to pin destruction of property and harassment on someone… Unless they’re stupid enough to do something else. Then I’ll add more charges.”
“If you get more leadz let me know,” Angel offered.
“They came into our house. Where the kids sleep….” I looked at them. “What if…” I shook my head and ran a hand through my hair.
“Don’t ever say ‘what if’…” Wedge shook his head.
I looked at him with a sigh and said, “I just... why now? Why steal our presents? Now we’ve gotta go out and find new ones for the kids.”
“Can we just shoot those asses when we see them?”
“All of the Wild Bunch? I wouldn’t judge. Or the James gang for that matter.”
“Not till ve know for sure, Vedgie,” Angel said.
“Awww...do we have to?” Wedge pouted. “We can ask questions… later.”
“My friends and I back in Colorado used to have a running joke… Whenever we’d see someone we didn’t like we’d look at each other and ask, ‘Can I?’ As in, ‘can I shoot them?’”
“Good question.” Wedge smiled.
“Mmhmm. We never did but... we wanted to.”
“Not the…. ‘what if’ one though. Understood? Just make sure to have all your paperwork in order… just in case.”
“Look who you’re talking to.” I looked at him and he chuckled.
“Oh yes, my mistake.”
“Angel, he made the mistake of asking me a question from the past and didn’t think I’d know the answer. Silly man. Everyone knows I write down everything.” I winked at him.
“Oh? That Trin, she’s helped a lot in some cases,” Angel said as Wedge leaned against the post and smiled.
“He asked me when we met.” I grinned.
“Vell if you need help vith presantz Trin you let me know. Vish I could do more to help in zis.”
“Thanks, Angel... I might take you up on that.”
“But till you know vho exactly did it, I can’t get involved.”
“I should just offer the drinks to all the Wild Bunch and James gang and get their prints.” I sighed and nodded.
“Might vork.” Angel and Wedge chuckled.
“Or they could end up shooting each other,” Wedge said. “They hate everybody.”
“Wonder how I’m gonna get Lot to have a drink with me…” I thought out loud.
“Easy. Just ask him if you can buy him a bottle of visky,” Angel suggested.
“He might talk if he knows that the kids could have been harmed…”
“That or ve could offer him a big cake. I hear Lot likes cake.”
“We need to be careful with it, which is why it’s taken me so long to get theirs. I’ve been going at it slowly... . Should really start offering drinks to everyone in town... gather prints that way.”
“Oh Miz Trin, I got a great idea.”
“Uh oh…” I looked at her with worry.
“Can give Lot one of my fancy cakes course he can’t turn that down. And we can get his and Ivy’s prints off the platters. Vat you think?” Angel asked me softly.
“I like it.” I chuckled. “How do we get them out there though?”
“Then I’ll make the delivery latter to them,” Angel said with a nod.
Suddenly there was a huge thunk and we looked over to see that Downy had fallen over off her chair.
“You alvright miz Downy?” Angel asked.
“What’s happened?” Downy blinked and rubbed her eyes.
“I’ll get a big ol box to put it in but I’m sure ve can find a vay to get into zer home and just dust the platter,” Angel said to me.
“Here, have some whiskey,” I offered and handed her my flask.
“Think I fell off my chair while I wus sleepin’?” Downy said and put her hands in her pockets.
“You don’t want any?” I looked at her and smiled sweetly. “Don’t want you to get dehydrated.”
"Why I think I may have hit my head,” Downy said then.
“Speaking of cakes, I’m going to need some help.. got a big vone to bring to town but Ansar iz asleep,” Angel said then and I nodded to her with a smile.
“Come on Downy... I’ve known ya forever... you know me…” I looked at Downy.
“Ow that hurts,” Downy complained as she held her head with one hand.
“Need me to call a doc miz Downy?” Angel asked her. “I got some landinum in the office if you’d like or some burbon if that vould help.”
“Sure sure some laudinum’d be good,” Downy said.
“I’ll go get the bottle,” Angel said with a nod and walked into the office as I thanked her.
Downy, meanwhile, got up staggering and made a hasty escaped at that moment. “Downy wait!” I shouted to her and Wedge smiled as he watched.
Angel walked back out and said, “Vell I don’t ave cake in town. Juzt cookies.” When she noticed that Downy had gone she said, “Hmm she’z fast.”
“Gosh darn,” Wedge muttered.
“Well that wasn’t at all suspicious, was it?” I asked sarcastically as Angel put he bottle in her belt.
“Seemz a bit odd…” Angel said. “Az for the cake… Anyvone got a cart or something?”
“Well at least I have a plan now. Though it’s always been a plan to get their prints... just hasn’t happened yet. They’ve always been in a group so it’s hard to get any of them on their own.”
“True,” Wedge said as he greeted Strider who came over.
“vell that’s my mission now iz to find somevone vith a cart,” Angel said.
“And my new mission is to get fingerprints of everyone in town,” I announced.
“That a new science?” Strider asked.
“Not really. Just challenging to do with a gang of vipers that act like vultures. Anyway... I’m off. I’ve got a lot of work to do.”
I waved to them and headed off to start planning.
***
A couple hours later, I walked back over to the sheriff’s office and talked to Wedge and Angel about how Kris had been shot again.
“So far ave him for destruction of property and attempted bank robbery and rezisting arrezt,” Angel said then and I looked between them, confused.
“Someone gonna tell me who’s in jail so I can get their prints and bullets from their gun?”
“Will iz vat Miz Bree called him. But I do need you to look over a lock for me too.”
“Will O’Sullivan?”
“Yha him.”
“A lock?” I looked at her and walked in with her into the office. She handed me the destroyed lock from the bank and the man’s gun, when I asked for it.
“Can you tell me vat makes a lock do zis miz Trin?”
“Lemme get the prints and bullets from the gun first, then we’ll look at the lock,” I said and pulled on my gloves.
“All hiz stuff iz her eon my desk miz Trin. Go ahead and take a look see if maybe you can figure out vat item he uzed?.”
I nodded and put my gloves on, taking out my magnifying glass. I looked over the gun for prints and found a set, lifting it with my cloth and coal dust. I took the cloth and put it in the little bag I’d brought along, then got another bag to put the bullets in it, labeling them both with Will O’Sullivan’s name.
Wedge, Angel, and Bree talked with Dee outside the office who was again bugging about bail times. When Will had paid off his bail and walked out of the jail.
“Oh hey Angel? Can I have one of his boots?” I asked her eventually.
“There there vith hiz things. Told him he can have hiz ztuff vonce your done.”
I smiled and got out a piece of paper, taking a boot and putting it on the paper. The boot print was left behind and I put the piece of paper in another bag with the others. When I was finished, I said, “Alright so you said something about a lock…” I took the lock and investigated it for prints, but found none. “Well he used a tool to open this because there’s no prints on it.”
“Yha vas demolished ven I got over zer.”
“Would be nice if we had that tool and I could match the prints.. Otherwise all we’ve got is a broken lock.”
“Vell iz enough now for your testimony to say the lock vas forced to break,” Angel said. “Couldn’t of happened naturally and all.”
“Want me to write a statement?”
“Yez pleaze. The lock vas perfict ven I’d done mine patrol. Then he goez over and vas like that. Miz Bree and I both saw him by the bank doorz.”
“Give me one moment then,” I said with a nod. “OR better yet… Incident report. Actually… Evidence report.” I winked and she nodded with a chuckle as I worked on the report and handed it to her. “How’s that?”
She nodded approvingly and we walked out of the office where Wedge was talking with Chris Lyric. To me, Angel said, “Danky for you help miz Trin. I’m sure ve vill get zis man in court and he vill be found guilty.”
“Anytime, Ang. This is gonna become my new home I think,” I said with a grin.
“Oh yeah?” Wedge smiled.
“Only place I actually get anything done.” I winked.
“Hopefully miz Dee dozen’t come testify. She thinks I’m ‘mean and arrest uneessicarly’.”
I rolled my eyes at that and Angel said, “Next time she interrupts an arrezt with ‘sheriff, you’re mean’, am going to show her vat mean iz.”
“Chris... have you seen anyone suspicious around Bisbee lately? In the past couple weeks?” I asked him then.
“I don’t really go to Bisbbe.”
“Anyone around here asking where me and Thomas live?”
“Nope.”
I sighed and explained, “Someone broke into our house. Tore the living room up. Stole the gifts. Left a hat on the table that looks like one of Adrian’s and left a death threat daggered to the cabinet in the kitchen telling me to watch my back or I’ll hang. We’ve been quiet about the other stuff because we don’t want to scare the kids. Said it was just normal Christmas chaos.”
“Sorry. I went to the Bahamas for a minute…” Chris said as his mind went off somewhere else.
“Take me with you?” I begged.
“Umm... I’m back, I think.”
“Alright, I need to get some rest before this consumes me too much. Thanks for the prints and such, Ang.”
“And I’m told that I need a vacation,” Wedge said as he stroked his beard.
“Vas a vacation?” Angel asked.
“I’ll see you all later.” I waved and headed towards home as they said goodbye.